Music List

This is my music list. Feel free to request anything from here at any time.

These are all .mp3 files unless specified.

Lastly, please tell me if you object to me using YouSendIt, or if your computer can't unzip files. If you request three or more songs then I'd prefer to put them all in a zip file, it means I only have to upload one thing and you only have to download one thing. I can still upload the songs for you, even if you can't unzip, but it will take me longer.

Thanks. =D

( CLICKY CLICKY CLICK ME OMG PLZKTHNX )

Title: She’s Not the Maid
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Rating: G
Word Count: 276
Spoilers: The beginning of KHI?
Disclaimer: I own nothing Kingdom Hearts related but a couple of figurines and the game, both of which are set up in lewd positions.

PS: I totally wan with this drabble. xD



( Here lie the mindless natures of the beasts and the rational thoughts of a mother, both accepting the same end with an intense numbing of the heart. )

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Title: dirtysinfulwrong
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Rating: M
Characters: Sora/Roxas(/Riku)
Word Count: 618
Spoilers: None, ‘cause this is pretty AU.
Disclaimer: I still own nothing Kingdom Hearts related but a couple of figurines and the game, both of which are set up in lewd positions.

( “Riku was the only boy they trusted with their secret, and he knew that, so he couldn’t let them go anywhere else.” )

Title: Spikes and Edges
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Phoenix Wright
Rating: R
Characters: Phoenix/Miles
Word Count: 1952
Summary: In his office, there’s a chess set, with the knights around the pawn, and he thinks nobody could possibly guess the meaning without offering something in return.
Spoilers: Noooone~
Disclaimer: I am not in control of Phoenix and Edgeworth, and never will be. Unless I get suddenly very rich and buy Capcom.

Written for the Phoenix Wright kink meme prompt here:

This anon had a nice dream last night. It involved Nick and Edgey drinking in Edgey's office after "teaming up" on a case. (Come on. Egdey did call him "partner" once.)

Phoenix, slightly drunk as he was, asked Edgeworth to explain the little chess set-up on the right side of his office. But I woke up before Edgeworth said anything. D:

Maybe Miles has a kink for gangbangs? All those pieces surrounding to blue pawn could be suggestive. > u>

( wave goodbye, wish me well; you've gotta let me go. )

Title: Swallowed the Moon / To Catch the Sun
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Rating: G
Characters: Work it out, foo’. ;D
Word Count: 308
Spoilers: The end of KH and how, in KHII, we meet a certain character who’s been trapped for a long time in more than one place.
Disclaimer: What can I possibly say here apart from the fact that I own nothing? xD

Written for the kh_drabble challenge [164] Best Friend here.

Dedicated to my beta, tastydementia, because I luffles her more than anything else. ♥

( There was a young boy who swallowed the moon / He swallowed the moon to catch the sun / Wouldn’t it be nice if the sun shone bright and burnt that moon away? )

So, because I've got nothing going on in my life but stressssssssssss *freaks out* and my last entry was all seriousface, I've written some fanfiction you can all scroll past. Awesome. =D

OH. What I am liking right now is this daylight savings thing. Sitting in my room at twenty to seven in the evening and having it be light outside? It's fabulous. ♥♥

Title: Dawn of Souls
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Rating: G
Characters: Riku
Word Count: 571
Summary: When you take away the key, a blade is left behind, just like when you remove the light, all you are left with is the dark.
Spoilers: None, bb. Purposeful vagaries ftw.
Disclaimer: I can’t claim to own anything to do with this video game but a copy and some budding thoughts.

( It's the one who won't be taken / Who cannot seem to give / And the soul afraid of dying / That never learns to live. )

Here at kh_drabble.

Title: Rewriting History
Author: Miss Kass
Recipient: switch842
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: R
Characters: Jack/John, Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 1081
Summary: “The curves of your lips rewrite history.” The last time Jack spoke those words was to the man who had stood beside him through wars, and lain under him in ecstasy, and come back to him even after being abandoned.
Spoilers: If you’re here, you probably know who John is, so no. ;D
Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with the show or characters or… anything else. I’m just a humble purveyor of smutty things.

Notes: The quote used in this is shamelessly stolen from Velvet Goldmine, who probably shamelessly stole it from Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray. =D The original prompt/request is under the cut. Beta'd by the stunning tastydementia, even though she doesn't like slash at all. *cuddles her*

( to those who ground me, take a message back from me. )

Title: Turn to Chaos
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Batman
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Joker/Two-Face
Word Count: 2058
Summary: The Joker knows a little more about some things than people think he does. Two-Face wishes he didn’t have to find that out firsthand.
Spoilers: If you haven't seen the film, there's reference to who Two-Face used to be that you may or may not want to read. xD
Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with the film or comics or characters or… anything else. I’m just a humble purveyor of smutty things.

Notes: I don’t know anything about Arkham. xD So… sorry if this rapes comic canon. Also, written for the Batman Kink Meme prompt:

Pairing: Joker/Two-Face [Nolanverse]
Kink: ArkhamNurse!Joker straps him down and ensues the practice of 'medicine', the Joker way. Would be a plus if it involved scalpels and pantyhose.

It does indeed involve scalpels and pantyhose and violence and sexual situations, just as a warning.

( Oh my god I just spent four hours writing smut. That's new. )

Three posts in a day. ;D I'm a machine.

Challenge: [151] Surreal
Title: Distortion
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts

Word Count: 478
Rating: G, for all the kiddies. <3
Spoilers: For the end of KHI. But you should really have played that by now. xD

( If I am lost for a day, try to find me. But if I don't come back, then I won't look behind me. )

Also posted at kh_drabble here.

FANFICSHUNZ.

I have a whole bunch of drabbley things that I've written over time that I should post, but... meh. I'll get around to it. Here is one I wrote last night, though, which is all crazy and vague and I like it. Yes, indeed, I have been listening to The Phantom of the Opera soundtrack too much.

Title: Paper Faces on Parade
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: G
Characters: The Doctor (ninth and tenth), and various companions.
Word Count: 1183
Summary: Flawed memories. Garish masks. He searches desperately for a way to save them, but could he ever really find one?
Spoilers: Spoilers for all NuWho episodes, up to and including Voyage of the Damned, so be careful. This is purposefully written to be vague on who the characters are (and the events that they experience), though it's probably quite easy to work out who is who.
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah not making money, not even vaguely British, David Tennant is a sexy man.

( I am an amazing LJ-cut. Click me if you wish to view fanfiction. )

Also linked to at dwfiction here.

Title: An Endless Reminder.
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts.
Rating: G.
Characters: Riku.
Word Count: 325.
Summary: Touches like the feathers of a dove were all that mattered to the darkness-stricken boy, an endless reminder of everything he knew.
Spoilers: None, as far as I know.
Disclaimer: Disney and Squeenix = not me. One day in the future though...

Challenge: [092] – Feathers.

( An Endless Reminder... )

Also archived at kh_drabble here.

Title: Causality.
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts.
Rating: G.
Characters: Xemnas.
Word Count: 100 exactly, yay.
Summary: His own words were the very seed of his demise.
Spoilers: Only if you don’t know what happens at the end of KHII.
Disclaimer: Disney and Squeenix own everything KH related. =)

Challenge: [091] - Invincible

( Causality )

Also posted to kh_drabble here.

Title: >.> Untitled
Author: Jess. Don't need to use Miss Kass here. xD
Fandom: None. =3 S'an original story!
Rating: PG for teh deaths.
Characters: The tortured and unnamed.
Word Count: 261 including the quote.
Summary: End, it is the end for all of us now, because the day has come when we are to die, along with the others.
Spoilers: No shpoilers.
Disclaimer: Fuck you and your disclaimers. Actually, no, disclaimers save me from being sued, but in this case I don't need them. Why? Because I wrote and came up with the idea for the fi... Oh, wait, I just realised I stole the quote from FFVII. Shit.

( Whee schoolwork that I actually liked. )

'Kay, so, I wrote this in school and decided that it was awesome enough to be posted here. Binka's probably already read it ('cause she goes through my stuff, nosy whore), but no one else has. =3

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Title: Stabbed
Author: Jess. Don't need to use Miss Kass here. xD
Fandom: Another original story. ^__^
Rating: PG again. For the deaths. Again.
Characters: Some random I didn’t name.
Word Count: 365
Summary: Falling though he was ascending the stairs to his phone and salvation.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Again, fuck you and your disclaimers. However, in this particular piece of writing, that does apply. I wrote this all by mahself.

( Stabbah stabbah. )

Again, just something else we had to write in school. We were given a picture that we had to base our stories on, but we weren't allowed to talk to other people (which was hell for two periods), because we may have shared ideas or sommat. I dunno, it was just kinda annoying.

Title: Hallelujah
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts.
Rating: I dunno, PG-13 for mention of character death and SECKS.
Characters: Sora/Kairi.
Word Count: 751 (including the song lyrics).
Summary: Treasured memories are sometimes eventually all one has.
Spoilers: It runs from the very beginning of KHI to the end of KHII, so yes.
Disclaimer: Disney and Squeenix own everything KH related. Rufus Wainwright at one point owned the rights to the song Hallelujah.

Prompt: ‘Memory’ – Sora/Kairi.

( Hallelujah )

Also archived at kingdom100 here.

Title: Destruction
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts.
Rating: Oh, gee, what do YOU think?
Characters: Sora, with mention of Kairi.
Word Count: 307
Summary: Sora worries about Kairi’s fate after he is swept from Destiny Islands.
Spoilers: If you haven’t played the first twenty minutes of the game, then yes.
Disclaimer: Disney and Squeenix own all, this isn't mah sandbawx.

Prompt: 'Destruction' - Sora/Kairi.

( Destruction )

Bluh. I have absolutely no confidence in this fic. Sorry to all the kingdom100 people who expected more of a first piece.

Oh, and by the way, this is also archived at kingdom100 here.

Title: Cell Phone
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: FFVII.
Rating: G LOLOLOLOLOL.
Characters: Vincent, Rixel (the OC of Cici - hay I can rhyme).
Word Count: 469
Summary: Rixel attempts to help Vincent buy a cellphone.
Spoilers: Y HELO THAR SPOILERLESS FIC. Again, just crack for Ciarra.
Disclaimer: I am not a multimillion dollar company named Squeenix. I’m a fourteen year old girl named Jess.

( Listen, I know what you're all thinking: 'WTF JESS STOP WRITING U SUK HU IS RIKSELL???/'. And you all make a good point, but if you don't like it, leeeeeeeeeave. I'm looking at you Bianca. )

Title: Chakram vs. Cerberus
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts. AND FINAL FANTASY VII LOLWTFWTFWTF.
Rating: C FOR CRACK G.
Characters: Axel, Vincent.
Word Count: 312
Summary: No plot whatsoever. Axel and Vincent try to kill each other.
Spoilers: LOLNONE. THIS IS PURE WTF!CROSSOVER!CRACK FOR CICI (cici_chan).
Disclaimer: DISNEY AND SQUEENIX PWN ME, I DON’T PWN THEM.

( A short description of Cici: Obsessed with Vincent. Obsessed with Axel. An evil manipulator. )

I also subjected the people at axel_isnt_reno to this cracktastic masterpiece here.

Title: Fearing Loss
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Rating: G
Characters: Sora, Kairi, Goofy and Donald
Word Count: 252
Summary: They feared that everything they knew was gone.
Spoilers: Um, if you haven’t been to Hollow Bastion, then yes.
Disclaimer: Me? I’m fourteen and live in Australia, do I look like the Disney/Squeenix corporation?

Challenge: Mistake

( Fearing Loss )

Notes: I’m utterly incompetent at writing anything above a G rating, sorreh. Also, DJ IS MY LOVER. SHE GIVES ME COMPLIMENTS OF LOVE. ♥

Also archived at kh_drabble here.

Title: Washed Away
Author: Miss Kass
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Rating: G. Bah.
Characters: Sora, Riku and Kairi.
Word Count: 475
Summary: The tide could not only wash away a castle...
Spoilers: A teensy bit if you don't know what happens at the end of KHI.
Disclaimer: I may be awesome, but I'm not awesome enough to be the owner of Squeenix or Disney.

Challenge: Castles

( Washed Away )

Hmm, I'm not feeling all that confident about this ficcy. I'm all kinds of tired, and I just didn't feel the spark that I usually get when I write. Ah well, if it sucks, it's my own fault for writing right now.

EDIT: Y'know, it's probably just because my life is full of angst and sad at the moment. ;.; Ah well, all the more sobbing to the video game endings for me.

Nnghghgnhgn fuck. I lost 'the game'. I hate it when that happens. >.>

Also archived at kh_drabble here.